“Go touch grass.” Fair.
For those days when your bias is doing the absolute most, shirtless selfies, hip thrusts on loop, full eye contact through the screen, and you're just one TikTok edit away from losing your last shred of dignity… this one’s for you.
🌱 Designed as a gentle reminder to step outside, take a breath, and remember who the f— you are.
A little piece of nature to keep clipped to your bag, keys, or lanyard; emotional CPR in a photocard holder.
💦 Features chaotic little hand-drawn characters that perfectly capture the five stages of bias thirst:
shock, denial, meltdown, astral projection, and finally… acceptance.
The back says what you’re thinking: “Help...me...”
Each holder includes:
- A ball chain
- A free protective hard sleeve (acid-free, bias-safe)
- A bonus mini polaroid
- Handcrafted packaging so cute it doubles as a gift
Touch some grass. (But make it fashion.)
